FilthyLuker

You know when you see something really funny out in the street, or on some random toiletwall? Wel, this artist has made his job out of creating these things and I'm trying to imagine how I would react if I'd see one of these...

Bad hair day ^^

 

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Contagious

They made a statue of us

And it put it on a mountain top

Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum

Take photographs have fun, have fun

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

Regina Spektor - Us

Okay, imagine this. You know the Sims? Of course you do. You are sitting on a computer reading a blog = you are a nerd. You want my logic? Spend too much time inhaling paint and you are there.

Anyways (Why do I always rail off?) you know the Sims. You know how they’ve got that relationship status for every Sim with every Sim? Well imagine that was real. So like, you would meet someone and you would see a bar with the amount of your ‘’relationship points.’’ Wouldn’t that be THE BEST? In one way it would. You see I have problems with deciding if people actually like me or if they think I am annoying as hell ^^ And no, I’m not talking about ‘’liking liking’’, I’m happily growing an old maid with 12 cats. Just, you know, liking as friends. It would be kind of useful when you tell someone a story and they react, to see if the bars goes up - or down. You know to see if people are lying... Hm. In the relationship business it would be quite handy too. I have friends who have been totally ignorant for people’s feeling for them and friends who believe that people loved them. This system will cut of the useless flirting, dating and eliminate broken hearts.

God? Big guy? Are you up there? Dude, get with your times. I got an idea. Send some angel down.

You guys will hate me....

This is a fairytale. And no, not like the one Mr Rybak sings about. (If you don’t know who Alexander Rybak is, get away from the stone you have been living under for the past 1,5 year, beat the sand of your knees and Youtube him! It can cause severe ear damage and the tune of the song on your mind for like... forever, but you should.)

( All the CAPITAL letters are lies, translations under the text.)

Once there was this SUPERCUTE* girl. She ONLY* got A’s, had TONS* of friends and the most amazing BOYFRIEND*. EVERYBODY* wanted to be her. She would walk into the room and would spread HAPPINESS AND JOY*. All the teachers LOVED* her and she had more KNOWLEDGE* than them. She had a PERFECT* life. She also wrote a blog, and that one as actually visited every day. There was just ONE* thing. No one commented. She loved to write, but what is the use when no one comments? She decided to stop with her craziness and start with extreme sports, drugs and alcohol. She got coke- and beer addicted and she almost killed herself like all the time jumping from mountains and what not. After a few weeks she was found dead under a bridge.

(read: superweird)

(read: only 1)

(read: eh, not tons)
(read: hahaha, she wishes)

(read: a lot of noise and annoyance)

(read: disliked)

(read: ''clever’’ comments)

(read: ok)

(read: many)

DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN? (That was not a lie...) Didn’t think so. You know what do to my friend.

F-uglyyyy...

I really like bitchy websites. What is the use of being nice and funny when you can be bitchy AND funny? Go Fug Yourself is a brilliant website, where two very cool ladies criticize the sometimes horrible creations of celebs. They also make conversations and they are hilarious! Here is my favourite one:

EVANNA LYNCH: Oy, Rupert -- thanks so much for the pants and shoes! You're a peach. It's my first movie, and without you to loan me the proper clothes, I'd have had no idea what to wear in the photos.

RUPERT GRINT: Don't worry about it, I've got plenty of ratty things you can borrow. The key is to look as grubby as possible, yeah? That way women want to hug you and take you home and clean you up.

EMMA WATSON: I look the best! I look the best!

DANIEL RADCLIFFE: God, this is uncomfortable. How am I supposed to smile with all this itchy cotton on? How am I supposed to show off my pelvic bone, then?

KATIE LEUNG: Bjork's new line of tights and matching shoes is SO GOOD. Seriously, Evanna, you should look into it.

EVANNA: No, Rupert told me I should look like a street urchin. Just because you were in the last movie doesn't mean you know as much as he does.

KATIE: At least I brushed my hair.

DANIEL: I mean, Harry's getting older -- isn't it about time we saw more of his manliness?

EVANNA: At least I'm not wearing a glorified drawstring sack, KATIE.

EMMA: No, seriously, you guys, pay attention to me -- I actually look the best of everyone! This is FANTASTIC! I DID IT!

RUPERT: Come on, ladies, don't you all just want to run your fingers through my messy hair and wash my clothes? Admit it.

DANIEL: I wish they'd take my clothes. They really get in the way of promoting your acting roles.

KATIE: Really? Because I actually have a whole second outfit hidden underneath my skirt.

DANIEL: Don't these people want to create buzz? Look, Evanna's dressed like the Artful Dodger. Maybe she can STEAL my clothes.

EMMA: Oh, shut up, Daniel. We're tired of hearing about that thing with the horse.

DANIEL: All I'm saying is, this suit MIGHT be rigged so that if you pull it in the right spot, it all drops off me.

EMMA: No thanks. Everyone already thinks we all fancy the pants off each other. I'm not giving them any picture evidence. Now shut up and smile.

Other genius conversations:

Fugly Potter

xfugfugo Gossip Girl

Remember me - The Zutons

People always say

Tom, this has gone too far

But I'm not afraid to chase my dreams,

Just me and my guitar

And no one may ever know

The feelings inside my mind

'Cause all of the lines I ever write

Are running out of time

So maybe I should get a nine to five

But I don't want to let it go, there's so much more to life

Tom Dice - Me and My Guitar

 

I’ve got SO much music to download. It is crazy. I got a bunch of links I have to check out, I have 2 playlists on Spotify, one ’’download’’ and one ’’listen to’’. The thing is, I never make to time do download… It takes not long, but I’m never in the mood to juts listen to music. Who can do that? I have to DO something while listening to music, I actually got too much fire in my butt to sit quietly and listen. Are you ‘’old’’ and you don’t understand this? You think you had it difficult in your youth? HAH. There is so much to listen, watch, hear, laugh of and to love. You don’t know feeling pressured. The problems of teenagers nowadays… :/

(500) Days of Summer ^^

Author's Note: The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

This his how the movie (500) Days of Summer starts. Such a start makes me already love this movie. Everyone knows the normal rom-com films and even though they're terribly cute, they don't really suprise you or leave an impression. Well, this one does. The tagline says it all: Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn't. You can expect an off-beat romantic and cute movie, with an excellent casting (Who knew Gordon-Levitt was this cute?! Heath Ledger was the hot guy in 10 things...) and a lovely soundtrack this movie will mesmerize you. I thought the ending was a bit too candyfloss though. They could've fixed that.

One of the best scenes. Is this how all the guys react after a night with the gril of their dreams? It would certainly make the streets much more fun.

Summer: You believe in that?

Tom: It's love, it's not Santa Claus.

Rachel Hansen: Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.