Contagious

They made a statue of us

And it put it on a mountain top

Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum

Take photographs have fun, have fun

We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages

We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

And it's contagious

Regina Spektor - Us

Okay, imagine this. You know the Sims? Of course you do. You are sitting on a computer reading a blog = you are a nerd. You want my logic? Spend too much time inhaling paint and you are there.

Anyways (Why do I always rail off?) you know the Sims. You know how they’ve got that relationship status for every Sim with every Sim? Well imagine that was real. So like, you would meet someone and you would see a bar with the amount of your ‘’relationship points.’’ Wouldn’t that be THE BEST? In one way it would. You see I have problems with deciding if people actually like me or if they think I am annoying as hell ^^ And no, I’m not talking about ‘’liking liking’’, I’m happily growing an old maid with 12 cats. Just, you know, liking as friends. It would be kind of useful when you tell someone a story and they react, to see if the bars goes up - or down. You know to see if people are lying... Hm. In the relationship business it would be quite handy too. I have friends who have been totally ignorant for people’s feeling for them and friends who believe that people loved them. This system will cut of the useless flirting, dating and eliminate broken hearts.

God? Big guy? Are you up there? Dude, get with your times. I got an idea. Send some angel down.