You guys will hate me....

This is a fairytale. And no, not like the one Mr Rybak sings about. (If you don’t know who Alexander Rybak is, get away from the stone you have been living under for the past 1,5 year, beat the sand of your knees and Youtube him! It can cause severe ear damage and the tune of the song on your mind for like... forever, but you should.)

( All the CAPITAL letters are lies, translations under the text.)

Once there was this SUPERCUTE* girl. She ONLY* got A’s, had TONS* of friends and the most amazing BOYFRIEND*. EVERYBODY* wanted to be her. She would walk into the room and would spread HAPPINESS AND JOY*. All the teachers LOVED* her and she had more KNOWLEDGE* than them. She had a PERFECT* life. She also wrote a blog, and that one as actually visited every day. There was just ONE* thing. No one commented. She loved to write, but what is the use when no one comments? She decided to stop with her craziness and start with extreme sports, drugs and alcohol. She got coke- and beer addicted and she almost killed herself like all the time jumping from mountains and what not. After a few weeks she was found dead under a bridge.

(read: superweird)

(read: only 1)

(read: eh, not tons)
(read: hahaha, she wishes)

(read: a lot of noise and annoyance)

(read: disliked)

(read: ''clever’’ comments)

(read: ok)

(read: many)

DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN? (That was not a lie...) Didn’t think so. You know what do to my friend.