Miley is a whore and jellyfish suck. Oops, 2 dollars in teh swearjar.

‘’Why is it suddenly half past 10? I’m JUST home. It was just half past 7.’’

 

I said that randomly in the air like 20 seconds ago. Then I opened this Word-document to write something. Now it’s 22.34. Since I have nothing interesting to say, my life is on vacation and getting tanned, I’m sorting out my saved photo’s quotes and websites. I save pretty much everything and it’s horrible. It’s everywhere. It’s a virus. It’s like me making ‘’Download’’ playlists. It’s never used brilliant material. Now it’s 22.37.

 

I want to thank Femke for this attribution to the last blog, you know the ones about the %/@(HIJH¤ things called jellyfish.

I’M NEVER GOING SWIMMING AGAIN.

 

We all know that Miley Cyrus is quite horrible as Hannah Montana. That’s settled. Unless you’re a girl between 4-12, a Disney Channel freak or a paedophile you are too good for that shit. But now Miley has totally changed her looks. Now she performs like this.

And this is a picture I almost don’t even want to link to.

It’s scary. I know I should be all supportive and nice, you know because she is finally acting her own age, even though her music is still shite, but I hate her new look and I can just imagine 7 year old girls crying, and asking their mummy why Hannah is dancing with her vadge hanging out.

Big transition. I ‘m thinking that Miley is going to be the next Britney, knocked up at 21, divorced at 23, mental institution at 25, overdosis at 28.

Now it's 23.07.