FMyLife
Get the guts to spill the beans!
I absutely love this site! Half of it is probably made up but it is bloody genius :D Some poele I feel sorry for, others deserve it and some of them are just whining. I'm kind of addicted, and check in several times on a schoolday to read the new ones or to press random and just laugh.
Check it out! ^^
Today my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we got inside my mom yells to me ''I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear.'' They all started laughing. FML.
Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say ''stop chewing on that!'' FML.
Today I learned that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML.
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