Yes.

General- everyday-thoughts of an au pair:

 Folding adult-clothes sucks.

Alright, you can have my banana and I’ll take your brownish apple, even though you ate your banana, and this is my banana, but you know I’m a grown up so here you go. Bitch.

Blackmailing kids is totaaaaallly legit.

THANK GOD FOR BISCUITS!

My hands smell like baby-pee.

I need a nap.

Banana on my shirt, BANANA ON MY SHIRT.

For god sake, wash your hands, there is pee on them. I SAW you missing the bowl.

I just tidied that!

THANK GOD FOR X-BOX!

I need a second nap.

There's too many buttons on this washing machine. 

I was never this annoying. My parents are lucky.

Ow, you’re so cute, very very cute, cuddle cuddle, OW GREAT SNOT IN MY HAIR

Don’t reach down when I’m changing your diaper, don’t, nooooo, OW GREAT POO IN YOUR HAIR.

And then, one of the last au-pairy thoughts of my days, the one that makes me feel all relaxed and thankful and, I swear, almost religious:

THANK GOD FOR TV!