Day twenty – Facts about you.

Facts, ey? First of all; I am awesome. There, we got that out of the way.

I turn EVERYTHING into a verb, an adjective or an adverb. Seriously. I am one of those people who ‘’USB’s’’ things (Hey, can you USB that movie to me?) and ‘’favourites’’ stuff (I totally favourited your video, it was so good!), but the last one is really YouTube’s fault. I also use ‘’googling’’ a lot, but everybody does that. Other examples: ‘’Who wants to go Zumba-ing with me?’’, ‘’Ow, I am so sick of your booknerdness’’ and ‘’Dude, I’m really looking forward to laundry-ing with you tomorrow’’. Why would you even use a normal word that kinda fits when you can just verbify/adjectify/adverbify a word to fit perfectly.

I tend to read over my little spelling mistakes when I'm writing, but once I've posted something I hate to have to change it. Let's call that laziness.

I like stalking blogs of people I know in real life. It’s true. If you have a blog, and I know about it, and I know who you are, I will read it. If it’s good, I’ll respect you a lot more, if it is stupid, I’ll laugh at you. But either way, I like to get to know people who I don’t really get to know in real life. Soooooo, please Facebook-personal-message (You see, that is totally not a verb in real life, I totally made it up, and you totally get me. Awesome.) me your blogs, and I’ll boost your reader stats.

I have a weird thing with my cheeks. You know how sometimes when you hear a REALLY good song or something is especially special, you get goose bumps? I’m not talking about the goose bumps when you are cold, but the ones when you are, for lack of a better and less cheesy word, touched. (Barf.) So, my point was that when I get those goose bumps, I get this freaky tingling in my cheeks. Like they are cold or warm or on a chocolate high or something. True but crazy ass story.

I asked my roommate and according to her a fact about me is that I am a celebrity addict. It’s true and I once wrote about in this post. Go read.

You want one more fact?

I am going to make a smoothie now.