Today I was bored. I’m not bored a lot so when I’m bored I am really bored. Like, super bored. So I decided to clean out our cupboard thingie. It’s kinda hard to explain but think small, cold room with spiders. In there we’ve got a bicycle, an extra bed, empty boxes, my mixer, two paintings, the electricity cabinet, the vacuum cleaner and a whole lot of bottles, both soda and bottles you can get totally Sagrada Familia off. We’ve also got plastic bags. Many of them. But, you know, go figure; three girls living together, having to cook dinner and buy chocolate and shop, they need bags. We also go to the grocerystore a lot and in Norway we use plastic bags in grocery stores. Because we’ve got oil and people don’t care about the environment. I decided to be nice, and planned to fold ALL OF THE plastic bags and then make sure that we take them with us to the grocery store and re-use them! Clever, ey? Yes, until I’d dumped all the bags on the couch and realized the amount.
Crazy. Bags everywhere.
I went to lie down in the cloud of plastic.
It was fun.
( I kinda feel the picture above should be my new profilepicture on facebook.)
And scary.
I even used a bag as a hat, even though when I was little my mom used to yell: ’’Marieke, do never, NEVER, never ever put a plastic bag over your head! Never. You will suffocate and DIE. No, not funny, DON’T DO IT. You hear me, never ever in a million years!’’ Well, mom, I did it. And I didn’t die. Like, thanks for lying, mother….
(I’m kidding of course, if you are very little, don’t have my steady hand or think it’s funny to have a baby with an H&M face, DON’T PUT PLASTIC BAGS OVER HEADS. Cause someone will die.)
After two cups of tea, a boring episode of Ghost Whisperer and a mind-numbingly episode of The Kardashians I was done.
Look how pretty they all look, nice n’ folded.
I didn’t bother to count them, but I’ve already stuffed a couple in my schoolbag to use instead of having to buy new ones all the time. I also sorted the bottles, so I’ll be even earning us some money later by recycling them. Oh, happy daaaaaaay!
1 comment:
Hahahhaha, I laughed out loud! Loving it!
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