Youtube is my religion. And award shows are my porn.

I learned three things from the Golden Globes last weekend

1. Nathalie Portmans laugh is probably the geekiest and cutest laugh in the history of awkward accepting speech laughs. Skip to 1.46 for the good stuff.

2. Olivia Wilde, the bitch, wore my future wedding dress to the Globes. YEAH, THATS RIGHT future husband, you better find something to match me. Or I’ll never shuffle snow again.

The shoes were fierce too, but me and my lovely persona could never pull that off. And I would probably trip at the altar (? I’m not going church but is there any other word?) and take down the whole bridal party with me down.

3. Chris Colfer totally WON and it was his first nomination! That is just really really nice for him, since he seems so sweet. Watch his acceptance speech and smile people.