Yesterday I went home for Christmas. We are talking dragging my suitcase through the snow, desperately clamping it for support whilst I risk my life down the slippery slope that is Førde in the wintertime. When I finally reached the bus station after 30 minutes of pure horror, the bus was late. And not just late. It was LATE. Freezing my ass off on a stone-cold bench late. I realized that my trip from my apartment to the bus station could be short movie. I am suggesting Emma Watson playing me (WITH long hair) and some no-name cute guy as my secret admirer that follows me in a totally non-creepy way. I guess the soundtrack would be something like this:
01. -7 degree love
02. I’m such a loner ft. Justin Bieber
03. If you blow smoke in my hair one more time I will *beep* you
04. Creepy dude on the corner
05. My ear just fell off
06. Time-wasting busdriver
07. The bleather that almost imploded
08. Please count your coins quickly
09. -7 degree love, Part II
10. Frohohohstbite
11. Back in line. Bitch.
12. Creepy dude, please don’t leave me, I luv u
13. Snoring on a bus
With a bonus track: Driving home for Christmas (It took 2 hours)
As you can see, it would be a terribly sad, depressing and violent CD. Maybe something for the goth scene?
2 comments:
I so laughed out loud :D love it!
Ow, well, thank you ^^ And for the sake of it; Merry Christmas! :)
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