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Wednesday, 22 September 2010

AWKWARD


Awkward situation 1


You are walking through the hallway. You are walking, walking  strutting you stuff and then you see someone you know coming to meet you. You walk. You walk. You meet their eyes. You say hi. They say nothing. Dead silent. They look down and avoid you. You are still smiling into the nothing air. You pas each other. Other people look weird at you for talking to invisible people. AWKWARD.


Awkward situation 2


You are (still) walking through the hallway. Walkity-walk. Otherwise known as dragging your 10 kg backpack back and forth through the school. Then you see someone you know. They walk up to you. You relax your face. You are going for an easy smile and eye contact. No words. Naah. Then you get to the point where you can hear them. You smile quickly and the look away. But then you hear it. A high-pitched hi. Unexpected. Panic. Heartbeat fastening. You try to save yourself, say a quick hi back, but no. Too late. They keep on walking with their head hanging low. AWKWARD.



Awkward situation 3


Yes, you are walking through the hallway again. This time you are also worrying about your new skirt, which honestly is a bit too tight. It keeps creeping up and you keep dragging it down. So you are walking, you know, placing your feet in front of each other. Then you see someone you know. But you don’t want to know. You want to ignore then, to be honest. So when you are about to pass them you look down. You look past them. You look up. You look behind you. And so do they. And then finally you have past each other. And then you feel bad. AWKWARD.

 

So yeah. At least one of these happens to me every day.


4 comments:

Dev said...

Ha ha that was me...all the time. I remember situation #1, when I first realized that I was sometimes invisible (people I thought were friends didn't notice i was there :) As you get older you don't care as much what other people think. Seriously ... not worth your time. life is too short.

I have a question for you - I visited Norway for the first earlier this month. What a beautiful country. Anyways....there was this show on every morning (i don't speak norwegian), where some guy or girl would be sitting, looking around, saying a few words, then music would come on and they would go back to sitting around...then they'd talk again and at the bottom of the screen there are photographs people have sent in. Can you explain to me what exactly that show is ? Is it some kind of live/DJ morning show or what ?

Marieke said...

I don't have time to watch tv in the morning (I barely have time to brush my teeth :P)so I didn't know what you meant. But then I consulted some of my hard-core viking friends, and they told me it is some kind of quiz for people who have nothing better to do with their time :P There is some music, usually a pretty person and an shamefull easy question. If you call you pay a fortune and just get stuck in the ''waiting line'' while the person on tv is ashtonished that no one knows the answer ^^
Thank you for your comment and I'll try not to think about it anymore ;)

Dev said...

thanks for the answer. That was a stupid question. I'm old enough to be your mom but still have the mentality of a 13 year old :P

Ingunn F. Mo said...

HAhah, love it, Marieke! A well-known-phenomenon!