Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, wo why don't you kill me?
Beck - Loser
(Which actually is a rather genius song)
There are many things I’m not. I’m not calm. I’m not good with make-up. I don’t know how plants grow, buy the correct light bulb (true story) or remember that I have food in the oven. But you know what I am? It is horrible, it is pathetic, but I’m not afraid to admit it. My name is Marieke and I am a celebrity addict.
I’m deadly serious. Okay maybe not deadly but, my friends, it is true. I check several celebrity websites a day, I LOVE reading glossy magazines and I’m scary good at facts about those people you see on tv or in the movie theatre. People ask me in what other show/movie or play they have played and I know it. I usually know who they have been together with before, where they live, if they have children... The same with tv shows. I may not have seen everything, but I sure have heard of them, looked them up or have decided that I hate them before I have seen them. What can I say, it interests me.
EXAMPLES.
I check these almost everyday:
(Even though Perez is getting on my nerves...)
This was saved to be posted, but it ended up somewhere inbetween my saved files for school and, you know, it isn't that interesting...
And I can promise you that there are many more then I can be bothered to dig up now.
You see what I'm talking about? What normal person does that? Just saying. I'm just happy that I've managed to keep out of the Twitter rage, because I would go all stalker on some of those celebs. Poor people.
OW and btw, I managed to solve my Rubix Cube!! Can I get a woowoo?! I knew I'd figure it out :) Now I just have to pracice, practice and practice some more until I can do it in less then two minutes. I'm proud to say that I'm proud of myself.
3 comments:
woowoo voor je rubics cube oplossing! Weet je wat jij moet doen, bij een magazine gaan werken! Dan kan je gewoon voor je werk al die celebritys checken :P
Haha, jaja, de Story of de Prive ofzo zeker :P Nee, als ik dat ga doen ga ik voor the BIG THING. Ik wordt de nieuwe Oprah! :D
Nee de cosmo ofzo, weet ik veel, niet de prive. Maar Oprah kan niet want daar ben je te wit voor.
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