Alejandro, alejandro, alejandro

I generally have respect for adults. You know, when they are not trying to ruin my life. We should learn from those old people, because, you know, they screwed up the world and by watching them we learn how not to do it. Two days ago I took my first steps into the into the adult world. Yeahyeah, I’ve lived on my own, I have worked and I have paid bills, but THIS people, this was I gigantic leap. The world will never ever be the same. This baby is going to help me through the rough times and make me happy by making me smell nice. When I cry she will clean out the stains and when I kill and there is blood all over my white satin evening gown she will get rid of the evidence. She is the biggest thing I’ve ever bought. She is... *drum roll please* 

MY NEW BOSCH MAXX 7 VARIO PERFECT

Yeah, feel the jealousy and let it burn your insides. To be honest, my dad picked it out and decided I needed this one, because, you know, I know squad about washing machines, but when I touched her and she smiled at me with her shiny, see through face, I knew it. This was love. For ever. And I am officially grown up. SUCK ON THAT MILEY I FRIGGIN OUTDID YOU WITH YOUR VAGINA-SHOWING CLOTHES

So, I don’t know how clear I’ve made this, but I have moved from one side of Førde to the other. I like my new place, its antfree. AND the old renters left us this awesome poster.

It’s above the toilet, because, and I know guys rather not want to know this, we stink too.

After a photo-shoot with the poster I noticed the mirror in the bathroom, do I decided to make some Ow-look-at-me-I’m-standing-in-front-of-a-mirror-and-I-like-you-know-need-a-new-profile-pic-so-I’ll-take-some-totally-unflattering-pictures-of-myself-because-I’ve-never-heard-of-holding-camera-in-FRONT-of-my-face pictures. (Was that even understandable?) But I guess I miss that particular gene. Or I lost it somewhere. You see? I DID become a grownup when I purchased MY NEW BOSCH MAXX 7 VARIO PERFECT.

I’ve been thinking about naming it. One name hit me right away. Alejandro. And YES that is a certain Lady’s fault, she has been screeching that name into my brain whenever the radio is on. I haven’t really come up with another name. What suits this lovely face?

Ow, faithful readers, any ideas?