There is a Twilight cookbook! OMG you guuuuuyzzz! I already hate it ^^ Twihards must be going nuts, trying to get their hands on blood and stuff. Haha, I should be a comedian. Anyways, it’s horrible. In the book called Love at first bite you can read all about Bella’s Lasagna, Harry’s Famous Fish Fry, Mushroom Raviolis and Red Velvet Cake. And YES it’s written by another bored housemum. Surprise! At Amazon it’s temporarily out of stock, which pretty much means that many bunches of teenage girls already have bought this book believing that a man’s love goes through his stomach (EDWARD DOES NOT EXIST. And I’m sure that Robert Pattinson is not interested in your Blushing Bella Punch.)
Wanna laugh? Read the comments for the book:
On the subject of "Team Edward Tacos," which contain beef, one reader says, "First of all, Edward is a vegetarian! So, [I don't know] why there is a beef rendition ... that would seem more like Team Jacob ... which is totally not cool with us Team Edwarders."
"My boyfriend was all choking and stuff and thought I was stupid when I showed him the cook book. Also, it doesn't even tell you how to make the heart in the apple ... and I was all like WTF?!"
Sorry world, but I’ll be happy when they’re finally done with these movies.
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