I got really excited today! I read yesterdays newspaper (That’s how I roll baby) and there I read that they are going to make new SPIDERMAN movies with ANDREW GARFIELD and directed by MARC WEBB! You didn’t understand a thing, well that doesn’t surprise me* Spiderman is my favourite superhero ever, because Peter parker is just so damn cute and you know, Spidey’s just the best. (Superman = gay, Batman = powerless and violent, Buzz Lightyear = too plastic, Cat Woman = slut, Wonderwoman = even bigger slut, Robin = gay)
Andrew Garfield is a supercute actor who played in The Imaginarium of doctor Parnassus and even some episodes of doctor Who.
And the director is Marc Webb who has directed one of the best movies I have seen lately (500) Days of Summer and a documentary about Jesse McCartney (Everyone makes mistakes).
What a collaboration of amazingness! So I’m officially stoked.
*This friend of mine calculated the average IQ of my darling readers. Apperently, you're not that clever. How the frick does a nerdy boy know my IQ? you may ask. Well, the CIA has tabs on your computer and can figure your lifestyle, IQ and character by the websites you visit. Ever seen a little hole on your computer and wondered what it was for? Well, next time poke there until your machine smokes. A CIA employee will get a rather sharp fork in their ass at the same time. SO worth it.
Has anyone noticed Mr Garfields messy hair? Is this like a new trend? Has greasy RPatzzzzz initiated a new wave in hairstyles? Do I have to do my hair like this next? Or should I go for the popular, wind-blown Baby-Face Bieber look? Can someone help me out, I think all this pressure is making my head hurt? And that's not good for my hair right, it can't grow like this? Questions questions.
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