Are you a guy? Yeah sorry, but you're STUPID.

‘’Yeah intelligent input darling, why don’t you just have another beer then.’’

Gotta love Kate Nash and her Foundations :D

Why are men so stupid? Seriously, why? I know that we’re not supposed to understand them, the whole ‘’Women are from Venus, men from Mars’’ thing, but really people, aren’t we past that? We have ENVOLVED from the last iceage haven’t we? All this technology, all the art, buildings and records we have produced and broken these last decades, we are intelligent enough. We are able to clone a human being but not understand the other sex?

Some men are not stupid. You know, the gay ones. They get us. They realize the pain we go through, waxing and what not. They understand the awful mean things women can do to each other and how we just need to talk it out when we got home and sometimes don’t feel like getting a beer for our bf’s and get out of the way for the tv. Every woman needs a gay friend, but sadly some towns just don’t make them the right age.

Back to the point. Men are stupid.

I’m not pointing fingers (Although you KNOW I’m pointing at YOU, buddy) but some men are just stupid. The act like pigs when they’re not supposed to. They say the most disgusting things when you want them to shut up and be pretty. They FART, BURP or make other DISGUSTING noises with their body when you are actually in the room. Really guys? Pull yourself together and you’ll actually get liked. Imagine that, drool and step up to the game, because all those perfect guys that have gotten my point are snatching away the girls.

EXAMPLES FROM MY DAY TODAY TO PROVE MY POINT

Exhibit nr 1.

Kaka. I know my name is un-pronounceable but this guy’s nickname (his real one is Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite...) is just weeeeeird. He is a Brazilian football player and today Brazil played against Ivory Coast. Granted they won, 3-1, but in the end the game was all pushing and shoving. Like they were 3 years old. Kaka (lol) got a red card in the 88-minute. And not for playing good football, and accidentally tackling a bit too harsh. Nuhuh. The TOOL got two yellow cards for pushing an Ivory Coast player and later on stopping one from running with a very convincing elbow-against-chest. Okay, the other player went down very easy and was pretending to have enormous pains in his face even though Kaka didn’t touch him there, but boy, those were stupid moves. You are a pro player, dammit. Play like it! The idiot got a red card and is expelled for Brazil’s next game, because he was being STUPID. He gets payed to play football, he should do it.

Exhibit nr 2.


(Loosely translated conversation) (I’m really bad at remembering these things.) ( the things written in () are my thoughts.)

We are at my work. It is busy. I'm annoyed. This is what happens:


Man: *grabs newspaper*
Me: *smiles her snack bar-girl’s smile*
Man: How much does this cost?
Me: 15 kroner.
Man: *Pattes his pant pockets and looks quasi (fake) surprised*
Me: ( I don’t like this guy.)
Man: I don’t think I have 15 kroner...
Me: Oh.
Man: *smiles expectantly*
Me: *smiles back* (Go away.)
Man: Is there any other way I’ll be able to buy this?
Me: No, sorry.
Man: Really?
Me: No. *foldes paper, shoves it aside*
Man: So you’ll won’t let me have it.
Me: No, I’m sorry sir. The paper costs 15 kroner.
Man: *stares*
Me: (Asshole, you thought you’d get it for free?! HAH)
Man: *stares, looks askingly*
Me: *smiles with an edge* (Go away. Next customer)
Man: *continues staring at me*
Me: Next customer please?
Man: *stands there being stupid*
Me: *handles next customer, ignores idiot*

Eventually the guy left, after like standing there for a few minutes. I don’t get that. He actually thought he would get the newspaper for free?! MEN ARE STUPID.

Not all men are stupid. Of course not. And you know what, I’ll be the first one to admit this, we’ll actually need the pigs. To make babies with and what not. You know, to carry on our excellent genes. I mean, flirting with girls probably gets boring over time, and who’ll take out the trash? No they can stay around, as long as I’m aloud to insult them when I can.

:)