This made me blog.

This made me laugh.

Maybe I should not, but OMG. That is just amazing :P I don't know what I would do first if I were the bride, punch the best man in the face, cry or run inside thinking about how wet white fabric is see-through. Bad day to wear white.

This made me sad.

When would anyone WEAR this? Really, answer me, where would you wear this? Nowhere thats where.

This made me wonder.

HM. Are TayTay's abs as amazing as we Twihards are led to believe?

This is body paint.

No words.

Are you a guy? Yeah sorry, but you're STUPID.

‘’Yeah intelligent input darling, why don’t you just have another beer then.’’

Gotta love Kate Nash and her Foundations :D

Why are men so stupid? Seriously, why? I know that we’re not supposed to understand them, the whole ‘’Women are from Venus, men from Mars’’ thing, but really people, aren’t we past that? We have ENVOLVED from the last iceage haven’t we? All this technology, all the art, buildings and records we have produced and broken these last decades, we are intelligent enough. We are able to clone a human being but not understand the other sex?

Some men are not stupid. You know, the gay ones. They get us. They realize the pain we go through, waxing and what not. They understand the awful mean things women can do to each other and how we just need to talk it out when we got home and sometimes don’t feel like getting a beer for our bf’s and get out of the way for the tv. Every woman needs a gay friend, but sadly some towns just don’t make them the right age.

Back to the point. Men are stupid.

I’m not pointing fingers (Although you KNOW I’m pointing at YOU, buddy) but some men are just stupid. The act like pigs when they’re not supposed to. They say the most disgusting things when you want them to shut up and be pretty. They FART, BURP or make other DISGUSTING noises with their body when you are actually in the room. Really guys? Pull yourself together and you’ll actually get liked. Imagine that, drool and step up to the game, because all those perfect guys that have gotten my point are snatching away the girls.

EXAMPLES FROM MY DAY TODAY TO PROVE MY POINT

Exhibit nr 1.

Kaka. I know my name is un-pronounceable but this guy’s nickname (his real one is Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite...) is just weeeeeird. He is a Brazilian football player and today Brazil played against Ivory Coast. Granted they won, 3-1, but in the end the game was all pushing and shoving. Like they were 3 years old. Kaka (lol) got a red card in the 88-minute. And not for playing good football, and accidentally tackling a bit too harsh. Nuhuh. The TOOL got two yellow cards for pushing an Ivory Coast player and later on stopping one from running with a very convincing elbow-against-chest. Okay, the other player went down very easy and was pretending to have enormous pains in his face even though Kaka didn’t touch him there, but boy, those were stupid moves. You are a pro player, dammit. Play like it! The idiot got a red card and is expelled for Brazil’s next game, because he was being STUPID. He gets payed to play football, he should do it.

Exhibit nr 2.


(Loosely translated conversation) (I’m really bad at remembering these things.) ( the things written in () are my thoughts.)

We are at my work. It is busy. I'm annoyed. This is what happens:


Man: *grabs newspaper*
Me: *smiles her snack bar-girl’s smile*
Man: How much does this cost?
Me: 15 kroner.
Man: *Pattes his pant pockets and looks quasi (fake) surprised*
Me: ( I don’t like this guy.)
Man: I don’t think I have 15 kroner...
Me: Oh.
Man: *smiles expectantly*
Me: *smiles back* (Go away.)
Man: Is there any other way I’ll be able to buy this?
Me: No, sorry.
Man: Really?
Me: No. *foldes paper, shoves it aside*
Man: So you’ll won’t let me have it.
Me: No, I’m sorry sir. The paper costs 15 kroner.
Man: *stares*
Me: (Asshole, you thought you’d get it for free?! HAH)
Man: *stares, looks askingly*
Me: *smiles with an edge* (Go away. Next customer)
Man: *continues staring at me*
Me: Next customer please?
Man: *stands there being stupid*
Me: *handles next customer, ignores idiot*

Eventually the guy left, after like standing there for a few minutes. I don’t get that. He actually thought he would get the newspaper for free?! MEN ARE STUPID.

Not all men are stupid. Of course not. And you know what, I’ll be the first one to admit this, we’ll actually need the pigs. To make babies with and what not. You know, to carry on our excellent genes. I mean, flirting with girls probably gets boring over time, and who’ll take out the trash? No they can stay around, as long as I’m aloud to insult them when I can.

:)

My life would suck without youuuuuu

FYI (That's for your information if you didn't get that. Loser. Know your internet-language.) Comic Sans is a wellknown front for every Word user. Read this and laugh, You'll even recognize some other fronts further down the text :)

I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.

By Mike Lacher

Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.

When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I'm banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I'm shredding "Reign In Blood" on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I'm racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who'll kill me if I don't cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.

It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.

Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.

I have NEVER found this many results I wanted on Google Image with a single word. All I typed was ''Comic Sans'' and the Pro and Con sites popped up everywhere :P

Personally I love the front, but the Con arguments are rather hilarious.

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I like to bang my head.

I got this big skylight and I’ve placed my bed right under it. It isn’t smart, but I like it right now, because it rains and this reminds me of sleeping in a tent, and, be honest, who doesn’t love sleeping in a tent? I wake up every morning at 6 am because that is when the sun shines in my face. Our behind neighbours can look right into my bed. But it is worth it.

So today I cut myself on a mushroombox.

ITS SUMMER. I haven’t been swimming in THE FJORD yet... Fail. -.-

I’m listening to Lena’s cd called My Cassette Player. It rocks.

I’m reading Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief. Yes, AFTER I’ve seen the movie. Don’t even try judging me.

I don’t know why I am only able to write in short pieces lately.

I need to take more pictures.

EDIT: (2 minutes later) I just fell off my bed while trying to put on Kate Nash, and checking out my Corpse Bride poster at the same time. I tried to fall softly but it didn't work, and now the rest of the villagers must think that the giants have returned and are jumping over mountains.

Here, have a picture

From Thursday ;) Pictures by Alise and her camera.

What to do when your bored, inspirationless and worried about having nothing to wear on the springball Wednesday? Clean out your quote-file. -.-

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable - Plato

I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

Normal people worry me...

Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

Music speaks what cannot be expressed, soothes the mind and gives it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to the soul.

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read - Groucho Marx

Never judge a book by its movie - J.W. Eagan

What others say of me matters little; what I myself say and do matters much

Point-point-bang

What did I do today?

I woke up.

I brushed my teeth, etcetera.

I rode my bike down to school.

I had this lesson for this project called MOT (courage) you know, teambuilding for the class. Kinda boring. The theme today was communication and I confused left and right.

I spend my break outside on the grass, waiting for the sun but happy that it stayed away. I’m red like a lobster because of this way too intense heat.

I finished the movie Sherlock Holmes in English class. I recommend it.

I bought food and ran to the citybuss.

I cursed the big-ass ants that mate in front of our door. Seriously? They get bigger every day.

I ate.

I watched friends and made some funny phone calls and send a million text messages.

I took the buss down.

I met my friends at the last training for the dance show tomorrow. I went to the one yesterday, but the one tomorrow has more of my friends in it, so I sneak peeked at the tryout today ^^ Without paying and it was a lot of fun.

I pushed my bicycle up a mountain.

I baked a carrot cake.

I fooled around on the computer.

I got a text message from my roommate telling me to get home.

I send another MILLION text messages.

I rode my bicycle home again, took the wrong turn and ended up a lot lower on the mountain then I thought I would.

I got home and cursed the ants.

I ate.

I drank.

I facebooked.

I watched a cheesy Dutch sitcom.

I am going to sleep.

See you tomorrow.

Anti bug.

Are my best friends black spiders? NO.

Are my roommate’s best friends GIGANTIC ants? No.

So, why are they walking in and out all the time? You know, acting like they life here, crawling in my shoes and partying in the corners of the hallway. Now we got this nice green little hat thingie (with poison) that the ants are supposed to bring to the Queen, who will eat (drink, sniff, lick) it and who will die. Then the stupid ants don’t have someone to worship so they will move and find a new Queen. What a plan.

Long time no blogging ^^

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

Okay. Let’s level this baby up. I DO realize that this is no traditional blog. I don’t write about my everyday humdrum life. I don’t tell you about the fact that my mascara is almost empty, that I baked brownies today or that my room needs serious cleaning. Should I? Nah. This reflects my own thinking and, to be honest, I’m not that into my own life. :P So, there you go. That’s settled.

SO, let’s discuss this week. It has a crazy week, a rollercoaster of happy times and a lot of irritation. I’ve argued with people I care about and I have laughed like crazy. This week has dragged along but at the same time had a mind baffling fast pace. I’ve narrowed it down:

Money = gone

Yes, all of the sudden I’m short 500 kroner. I did a typical Marieke action, leaving my wallet at the bus. I should seriously start attaching things to my body. I have forgotten my I-pod, my cell phone and my wallet several places :P Well, I went back an hour later to ask if they had found it. They had luckily but my 500 krone note was gone with the wind. That SUCKED because now I am quite poor. I actually have to save money if want to eat next week. But you know, I actually know who stole the money. Or at least, I think I do. There is this guy on facebook and right after I lost my wallet he wrote in his status that he had found a wallet but that he had given it to the bus driver. Later that night he wrote that he had won 500 kroner in the lottery. Coincidence? I don’t think so. I asked him, but he, of course, denied everything, and I don’t want to make people angry so I just thanked him for at least giving my wallet to the driver. But I hope I gave him a hell of a shock when I asked him about it on facebook....

Photo shoot

On Friday afternoon we had a photo shoot with the girls. It was so much fun! We were all dressed up and the photographer was all ‘’Closer! CLOSER! Come on, closeeeer!’’ It was already hot and it got even hotter when you are mashed up under 6 other girls. It was a go-away-present for our Chinese exchange student melody and I think that the pictures will turn out really good ^^ The only problem is that I managed to lose my buss card, worth 350 kr, while changing for the photos. So now I actually have to PAY for the buss. -.-

Summerparty / Concert

Later last Friday I went to the Summerparty. It was AMAZING. The weather was great and it was a lot of fun. There were three bands in some kind of competition. All the bands made the same music, and they were probably good but I didn’t like the music. They had last year’s winner from Paradise hotel as conference and he was... disgusting? The guy is a slick, way to brown ass. After that they had a well known rap duo called Karpe Diem. They were great! I usually don’t like rap music but I really enjoyed this. Well worth the money ^^

Big cleaning

Since we’ll be moving out of here in a few weeks we found out that we’d maybe start cleaning. So we chased some spiders (die, spider, DIE!) and cleaned the ceilings and the walls. Everything smells like green soap now! That’s kinda great. So now we don’t have to do much more before we move out.

Was that everything? No. But that everything worth knowing. Right now I am going to watch a movie at my friends house, after a nice free day. End of the schoolyear ROCKS!

Frustration in many forms

I have been trying to manage to make a GIF animation a few times but IT DOESN'T WORK. I'm so angry. Everytime I try it I screw it up. Wrong pictures, wrong place to save them or I just lose them some where on this crowded computer. So I'm giving up. Stupid IT.

I found these artworks on a website, and I think they are so cool. They first one is cut out from a single piece of paper and the second one is, creepy enough, an alphabet made of human hair. But it looks cool though. S'very cool.

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BTW, I'm kind of scared of my self. I am watching 17 Again rigth now, you know the one with Zac Efron and I am experiencing something quite... abnormal. I actually find Efron CUTE. Not healthy. Not at all. I've always found him this ken doll faced, waxed Disney channel star. And I hate and have serious prejudices against Disney channel stars. I'm not a fan off his side swept, gay-ish hair, but other then that I find him CUTE. And to top that off does he seem like a cool person in real life. And the struggles of a teenager.

Wild Child ^^

This is probably one of the coolest teenage romcom’s of all time. Extremely funny, with original characters and a will I, can I, say hot, Alex Pettyfer ^^ Watch it and laugh your ass off. It’s so sad that the lovely Natasha Richardson passed away last year, I loved her as an actress.

Part of the soundtrack here.

Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?

 

Poppy: [Poppy bursts into the room, annoyed] Jesus Christ!

Mrs. Kingsley: Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel.

 Kate: Sorry Mrs Kingsley. We just got a little bit carried away.

Mrs. Kingsley: Well as I understand, Drippy was totally carried away by Mr Nellis and Miss Rees-Withers after laying in a pool of her own vomit.

Drippy: Actually it was Kate's vomit Mrs Kingsley... I was just lying in it.

Mrs. Kingsley: [Poppy knocks on the door] Who's there?