Let me entertain you

And I´d give up forever to touch you

´Cause I know that you feel me somehow

You´re the closest to heaven that I´ll ever be

And I don´t wanna go home right now

And all I can taste in this moment

And all I can breathe is your life

And sooner or later it´s over

I just don´t wanna miss you tonight

Goo Goo Dolls – Iris

You know those songs that you hear in movies and that you know by heart, but that you’ve never really heard fully? This is one of those songs. It is quite old, but so pretty!

So... Hi there! It has been a while. This weekend I did everything except maths, but I’m not worried. Nothing can kill me. Maybe a stress disease, but then I’ll live on in the after-life where there is no maths.

Today I saw this girl. She was pretty, even though her clothes were rather slutty and her hair ratty (Me and my compliments) But then I saw something on her face. It was above her blue-circled eyes and under her bleached hair. It was ugly and unnecessary. It were tattooed on eyebrows. You know, like this:

Or this:

Or, the horror, shield your eyes, this:

People, this is UGLY. Feel free to mess up your face anyway you want, but don’t tattoo on eyebrows unless you’ve had chemotherapy or they are burned away. Because, you know what, tattoo’s are for, like, forever. They won’t fade, you can’t scrub them away, the only way to get rid of them is to laser them away, and that hurts and is expensive. So there are NO reasons to tattoo on your eyebrows.

If that didn’t convince you look how they look when you’re old:

So ladies, for god's sake, please go to the salon, pay extra money, or even LEAVE the bushy hairy eyebrows that you have, but don't just accept this ugliness on your face. Remember these wise words, and you’ll live a happy life.