It's a circus, but it is sure as hell fun

So, I just watched the second Semi Final of the European Song Contest, and like everytime I love watching it. I feel like a little kid, though I am certainly not giving little kid critism. I like breaking the performances down, and I remember the ones I liked from the past years. People have wondered why I care. I don't know. It facinates me.

Lithuania: I actually LIKED this :P They were funny and inventive. Hm, never expected that.

Armenia: Honey, your boobs are falling out. Don’t get too close to that ancient flute player that is fake playing, he will swallow his instrument. And why do you have a see through trail over your white jeans. And why is there a wannabe hippie with a homemade cut spazzing out behind you?

Israel: CUTE. And since when is Arabic such a beautiful language? Since THIS and today THIS.

Sweden: Ehm. Taylor used-to-hook-up-with-Lautner Swift imitator much? But without the voice.

Denmark, Azerbaijan, Romania, Slovenia, Croatia: BLÆH

Switzerland, Ukraine, Bulgaria: That is just WRONG.

The Netherlands: My cheeks are red with shame. The Norwegian program leader even said that the song was slaughters by Dutch critics. Nice commercial talk. Sieneke doesn’t deserve to win.

Ireland: Is that a guy? A guy with a wig wearing a bra with socks?

Cyprus: Kind a cool, but creepy guy.

Georgia: Great singer, idiotic dancers.

Turkey: It was like... Background music?

Romania did have a supercool piano though. I’m guessing it was fake, but it sure was spectacular. Soemthing like this:

Songs that are going to the final on Saturday:

Georgia

Ukraine

Turkey

Israel – Yay, the cute guy :D

Ireland

Cyprus – I liked them.

Azerbaijan – Nooooooo...

Romania

Armenia – The stupid song about the apricot pit, with the retard and the falling out boobs? I am MOVING.

Denmark