Elizabethtown

You know what people, instead of writing how much I loved this movie I will just say 5 words... Wait for it: ORLANDO BLOOM IS SO PRETTY! There you go. He may be old ( 33. Since when do I find that old? Oh yeah, I’m sixteen... But in all fairness he was 26 when they shot the movie. Totally big diff!), but he seems so nice ^^

Drew Baylor: [voiceover] There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic proportions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to other's to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.

Claire Colburn: I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.

Claire Colburn: So you failed. Alright you really failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You failed. You think I care about that? I do understand. You want to be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling.

 

When I was doing my big google mission searching for these pictures, I found this one and three syllables came into mind: WTF? A little bit later I decided that I kind of liked it. And then that his facial hair is very strange. But look how cute is Kirsten is! Why is his hair wet? But he is still SO PRETTY. Inner discussions, where would we be without them?

 

Photographer: Okay, people, let’s take this picture. Bloom, sit down. Dunst, you get next to him. Smile! Give it to me! Come on, you’re supposed to be used to this! Alright this is NOT working. Try looking smokin’! There you go Bloom, great! You look flirtatious, like eye candy! Smoldering eyes! SMOLDER them! Dunst, o my goddess. Not working, babe. Do something funny! PUT THAT TONGUE BACK IN! I got an idea! Grab one of his weirdly wet curls and place it under your nose, you know, where the coke goes, and press your lips into a duckface, so it looks like one of those pointy moustaches men who own them keep twirling! Well done! Great shot! I LOVE myself! Who’s next?