Ghana and… the word fat

 

Me and my buddy Doris!

Walking down the street in Ghana as a white girl, there is one word that is constantly shouted at you. Obruni, meaning white person. No matter where you are or what you are doing, obruni is usually your identifier. At school they tell the ‘’lunchladies’’ to get Madame Obruni’s food :p They know that I don’t eat anything that consists of a ball of dough and spicy soup, eaten with the hands, and therefore give me my delicious bowl of not-too-spicy-rice with a nice amount of salad-y stuff. And a spoon. 

                                           There is another word that I’m being called:

Obollo = fat white person.

I’ve been called fat about 50 times whilst I’ve been here. Seriously. Back home, if someone called me fat, I’d either cry or get really, really angry (punch in the face angry) depending on the person.

When I was brushing the chalk dust off my boobs at school the other day and smiled at an 11-year old girl, she knowingly looked back at me and said:

‘’That’s because you’re so fat, Madame.’’

‘’Is that a compliment?’’

‘’Yes, it means you eat good food.’’

That’s basically the thing. Fat is just an adjective here. A positive one at that. Being chubby, chunky or heavy set, you know, those ‘’flattering’’ words people use instead of fat, is a good thing here. It means you have the money to eat more than is good for you.

The big thing though is: How do you react to people shouting at you? I’ve noticed that I’m pretty nice about it. It’s mainly children and old people who shout obruni, and I just don’t want to be rude. I usually do the wave-and-smile and sometimes yell ‘’Ey! Bebini!’’ (black person) at the kids because it makes them laugh. A lot of the kids just want to hold your hand and touch your skin, and most old people just want to show you the few words of English they know.

I honestly don’t mind the attention, as long as it’s positive. They just want to talk to you and tell you that you look pretty. It makes you feel like a celebrity actually.

But you know what’s the best thing about it?  The thing the grown-ups tell me the most? That I’m welcome. They literally say ‘’welcome’’. It makes me feel at home and happy, and had made me realized that Africa isn’t at all as dangerous and scary as we all feel back in Europe. It’s friendly and warm, and I feel so much safer here than I’ve ever felt in a strange place back in Europe.

Things I miss about home

Sometimes when you’re in Africa and trying to help and do your best, even though it sometimes makes you cry, you forget about the fact that you were supposed to blog. It’s not easy, buddy.

Things I miss about home:

CHEESE. I’m not even a big fan of cheese back home, but MAN. Cheese.

Hot showers.

Being clean. I’m always sandy, sticky and covered in either chalk dust, drool or pee.

Wearing my hair down.

BROWN BREAD. Preferably together with the cheese. The bread here is fluffy and sweet and white and delicious, but it’s not very healthy.

I miss SCHOOL. I really do.

Not being sweaty all of the time.

Being able to flush toilet paper. This is apparently extremely important to me.

Wearing jeans and sweaters. And jackets. And my beloved Converse. And SOCKS.

My insane family.

Wearing makeup. Everything I put on my face here just melts off.

My electric toothbrush. Seriously.

All the clothes I didn’t pack and now desperately need. I don’t know how I ever thought 7 pieces of underwear would be enough, but thought bringing 4 towels was logical.

Those people that I like back home.

Texting.

Not being stared at all the time.

Norwegian chocolate. ANY chocolate that isn’t Ghanaian really. For a country with cocoa beans as the main export product, the chocolate tastes surprisingly similar to poo.

Sleeping without a fan zzzzzzzzzzhrghpfzzz-ing in the room.

The Norwegian fresh air. That stuff ought to be bottled! The air here smells like burned plastic.

Buhbye!

School; the classes and the students!

Wooohooo time table! I like time tables, it reminds me of school, which reminds me of Hafstad, which reminds me of my friends and how much I miss them. Sigh.

So, I’ve got 18 hours of lessons a week and am in charge of the full English education until Christmas of students ranging from 8-12 years old. Which is pretty scary. The awesome Britt, who I’ve taught together with until now, is leaving on Wednesday, which means that I have to try and be the disciplinarian that she is. I just want the kids to like me, which means I’m probably too nice to be a good teacher. Ah, well, I’m going to do my best to be all mean and stuff.

The classes:

Class 3: An unruly classroom full of 23 energetic 8-year olds. They don’t listen, half of them don’t do their work and they keep breaking their pens. There’s a lot of yelling and sometimes a desperate; ‘’I’m gonna get the cane, I’M GONNA GET THE FRIGGIN CANE!’’ before snatching it from one of the other teacher and smacking whatever with it. I would never hit the kids, but their tables, chairs and the blackboard have already taken several beatings.

Class 4: There are about 30 9-year olds in this class. These don’t listen either, but they want to learn and are quicker to write down their notes. There are a couple of funny figures in this class, like Lewis, the class-snitch who writes down lists of the kids that misbehave and then gets a teacher to cane them. He’s actually adorable and means to help, but it’s still diabolically smart, because he is best mates with all the teachers. His popularity doesn’t seem to suffer though. I can easily see him become president one day – he’s already got the political games down. Or the twins Doris and Dorcas, who are equally sleepy and who keep running off to do whatever wherever. I cannot keep them apart. There is also a little boy called Michael, who is so happy and content all the time, but who we believe is dyslectic. The poor boy gets no extra help at the school and can barely read.

Class 5: The ‘’nice’’ class. About 14 kids, I think. They are clever in this class and pay attention. My favourite is in this class. A teacher isn’t supposed to have favourites, but all teachers have and mine is 10-year old Chris. I think he is adorable and smart, just like his twin sister Cristobel. But Chris remains my favourite. Today he got caned, for no apparent reason other than cruelty, and it broke my heart to see him cry. I just wanted to comfort and hug him and Sophia (A girl who got the worst of the beating and was also crying) but the kids here are used to some more beating if they are caught crying, so they just kind of hide their faces on their tables. It’s horrible.

Class 6: These are the ones ‘’in charge.’’ 11-year olds, about 12 of them. There are a couple of ‘’good ones’’ in this class and a couple ‘’naughty ones.’’ They are good kids though and are mature and responsible enough to ask help from, which is nice, as the teachers aren’t especially helpful. The students of class 6 are the ones that get us our lunches, the ones who check the time table for what’s lesson is next and the ones that like to carry bags. Big and dopey Clement, always-eager Portia, quietly brilliant Beatrice and Pearl who has, according to Britt, ‘’the biggest African lips I’ve ever seen!’’ She likes to pout and go ‘’Oy! Madame!’’ and be annoying.

Class 7: A tiny class of only four students and the only ones who have a proper classroom, instead of a ‘’class-stable’’, without a fan of course, which mean that it is their classroom is the HOTTEST room out of them all. They’re a silent bunch, with only one boy. Normally students of class 7 are supposed to go to a different school, so called Junior High, but this year they’ve decided that class 7 just stays at Promiseland Int. School, but some of the students did transfer. That’s why there are so few of them. Don’t ask me why. 

Update yay!

I’ve been here three weeks tomorrow. Three weeks! Three months to go. It still feels like a vacation though. Like; I’m going to go home soon and back to school. But then I realize that no, I’m staying, I have a couple of months to go, about 8 weeks left to explore Ghana and become all spiritual and find myself and stuff. So far it’s been pretty great! The school has been tough, but also very rewarding. The food has been spicy and not very healthy, but that’s okay and I can handle a few spots. The people are very helpful, even though I’ll never be used to the staring. The heat is… tolerable, as long it’s cloudy. Once the sun comes out I turn into a sweaty tomatoface. A SEXY sweaty tomatoface.

This weekend we took a trotro to the Volta region. 7 girls, a couple of Ghanaians, one cute little boy and two chickens tied together, stuffed under one of the benches. After a couple of uncomfortable hours, we finally got to our destination, a gorgeous waterfall! It took a 45-minute walk through a forest to get there, but it was totally worth it. A dangerous journey in a trotro later we arrived at our hostel, a place that can be described as a vegan-rasta-paradise called Roots Yard. Delicious food, freshly mixed juices and chai tea lattes! And then after a relaxing night, we arrived back at the house today, exhausted and dirty. Tonight we also had to said goodbye to one of my favourite Spaniards Maria who is going back home to Madrid. This week a couple of other fellow volunteers are going to leave, but new ones will be arriving too! Fun!

I’ll have to check if I can make some kind of video from this weekend but tomorrow (Yes TOMORROW. I’ve got posts queued for a change) you can expect my class schedule and more! 

Turtles woohoo

Ey peeps!

No worries, I’m still alive and I’m still having a blast here in Ghana! Yes, the teaching is tough, the food we get at home is still blah and I spent most of my days sweaty, but it’s amazing anyways. Last Friday, when I was sitting in the back of a stuffy minibus (38 Ghanaians, Britt, Nat and me) with my superwhite shoulder half out of the window so I could hear the kids shouting ‘’Obruni! Obruni!’ and was watching the hustle-bustle outside and breathing in the smoky air, I found out that ever though I wasn’t sure I could do this 3 weeks ago, there is nowhere I would rather like to be right now.

So, this weekend we took a taxi, bus and another taxi to the Green Turtle Lodge for some relaxing beach time and baby turtles! We left the volunteer house at 7 in the morning and arrived 4 in the afternoon, but the drama was worth it because the place was gorgeous! I made another little film of it!

For anybody who is interested; One of my fellow volunteers, Britt, who works with me as a teacher at the school and is absolutely awesome writes a blog about her adventures here! She and her friend Jess will be going home next week, but her posts are worth a read. I especially agree with the last one about the difficulties over here and I recommend you to read it, as she writes so much more… eloquent than me.

I shan’t lie Britt, school would be a nightmare without you!

A little bit about the school! :)

Hellu!

 So, I’m in Ghana! But what am I going to do here? 

 I’m going to volunteer at the Promiseland International School, which is a 25-minute-walk away from the volunteer house. It is a private, Christian school, so the kids wear uniforms, which are pink dresses for the girls and pink shirts with brown shorts for the boys. The parents pay for their kids to go to school, so it’s a fairly good school and the kids who go there are middle class. I think there are 70-odd students, spread out over 6 years. The kids get lunch at school, which is cooked by two ‘’Big mamas’’ sitting in a little alley behind one of the buildings. The food is pretty good though! I’ve found out that as long I don’t think about the germs I’m fine. 

 Me and an English girl called Britt are volunteering as teachers at the school and we start properly tomorrow. I spend Wednesday, Thursday and Friday last week at the school too, but I just played with the kids and told them about Norway and my life back home. They are ADORABLE. They call me ‘’Madame Marieke’’ and are pretty respectful, but it’s just that the school is build in such a way that everybody can hear each other so the kids are kind of easily distracted. I haven’t really gotten any pictures of the school yet, because the kids go CRAZY when you even take your camera out of your bag, but maybe tomorrow I’ll be able to take some pictures without the little monkeys jumping in the frame. 

 For now: Here’s a short video I made when I bought my camera to school on Thursday!

 

Woohoo!