Switch face?

That's me. I wish my nose were smaller, my smile brighter and my eyes less droopy. I wish I were that person who is happy with their school portrait.

Do you ever wish that you weren’t you? That you were someone else, someone that maybe is cuter or smarter or mouthier? I do. Regularly. It’s not that I don’t like myself, but some other people seem like so much more fun. I’ll see them on the street and I think ‘’Yeah! That is what I want to be like.’’ Then I copy them. I get their clothes, their smile, their tan and adopt their accent. We’ve all tried it. Killing you hair with hairspray until it looks just like that models, smearing goo on your face until you’re an exact twin of that movie star or pumping you muscles until the pro athlete is beaten by you. But it never works. In the end we all have to accept the fact that we are ourselves. We can get inspired, but never copy. Never steal. Never act that way just because it seems to work for other people. Just keep on breathing and being [insert name here]. And I promise you that you will find happiness somewhere.

17 BEBEY, 17

It takes a long time to grow young.

Pablo Picasso

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I'M OFICIALLY 17. LOVE.

I had the best day. I always feel like a little kid when it's my birthday, and today is no exception. J'adore being congratulated, being hugged and feeling appreciated. Christmas is fun, New Years is pure enjoyment but my birthday, my birthday is something that is better, brighter and lovelier.

I still have a little more then an hour left and you know what, I'm still enjoying it ^^

You know the world is going down

You hear a 6 year old saying LOL.

You hear a 40 year old saying LOL.

People wear Teletubby skins and call them clothes.

Girls only fall for you if you sparkle.

We’re all going to die and there is nothing we can do about it. Shouldn’t we have fixed that problem in 2010 years?

50 % of all marriages end in divorce. All the wasted money on gifts.

One of the most popular female artists is someone who calls herself Lady Gaga and who raises debates if she is a lord or a lady.

People wear sheep shins on their feet shaped like ugly socks and call them shoes.

Being pant-less is considered cool.

You are waiting your whole life to feel like a grownup, and then you die.

Gas prices are still on the rise

33% of people aged 18-34 are now living with their parents.

Barack Obama doesn’t like bowling

We haven’t made any alien friends yet. (They WILL bomb us if we don’t start sending mini muffin baskets.)

Diseases are getting smarter.

Miley Cyrus, who is better known as the Disney phenomenon Hannah Montana has a net worth of 50 MILLION DOLLARS! At the age of 15, her average income is 3.5 MILLION DOLLARS!

Somewhere, someplace, someone is starving to death at this moment.

There probably is no God.

Justin Timberlake’s half eaten piece of French toast was sold on Ebay for 3 154 dollars.

All the water sources in the world are polluted.

As far as we know, there isn’t any purpose for our existence. All we are is temporary vehicles for our genetic information so it can get passed on and switched around.

Friends ended in 2004 and they have still NOT talked about filming more episodes.

Windows starts giving away software.

Many thousands of juvenile seals are clubbed to death every year.

Nobody is impressed by you doing your karate moves in the park.

The Aral Sea will soon disappear.

Your parents are probably disappointed in the person you’ve turned out to be.

In another 5,000 million years, the sun will run out of hydrogen.

Over 4,000 children die every day as a result of lack of sanitation.

Many living species are becoming extinct, we might be next.

Religious superstition is one of the largest and longest causes of human suffering.

Half the world — nearly three billion people — live on less than two dollars a day.

If you’re successful, you win false friends and make true enemies.

People aren’t “just jealous” of you. They are mean to you because you are just so fucking annoying.

You have never and will never start a trend. Stop claiming that things were your idea.

It’s better to have no diamond at all than one under 2 carats.

Anyone over the age of 12 with blonde hair gets it out of a bottle.

The camera does NOT add 10 pounds; that’s what you look like.

All girls with cats are bitter and crazy, and all straight men with cats are secretly gay.

Rap music hasn’t disappeared yet. Memorizing lyrics is not a skill or talent… Everyone can do it. Stop rapping.

It is almost 2012.

(The FULL list)

Cry me a river

I REALLY don’t like my horoscope for this week. Here, you read my lousy translation.

There is the possibility that you will hurt yourself, pretty hard this week. Watch you elbows, knees and shoulders. One of the household machines will also break, and that mean that he won’t work right for a while. Even though it is a machine and therefore doesn’t work the way a human does, the best thing is to leave it alone and try again next week. It will, very strange, work again. But not for long.

You will also drop something and that is for the best, because broken pieces will bring the Virgin happiness and you will need it at the end of the week. And not even a little bit.

NICE huh? It basically says I will have a crappy week, with bruises, broken things and machines that don’t work. Yay me.

Ow and one of my roommates has got mono, so me and my other roommate are pretty scared that we’ve got it to. She is already kind of sick, and I’m not all healthy either. I hope I haven’t got it, because you can be sick for like 4 weeks or so, and in that case I will bore myself to death. Now I am going to brush my teeth, read, sleep and then decide if I want to walk up that damn mountain all the Norwegians want to walk up. Life is hard as a 16 year old. Luckily I will be 17 on Wednesday. That’s 2 nights baby! TWO NIGHTS!

I guess I ahve a new favorite artist

This is my face

 covered in freckles

 with an occasional spot and some veins

And I use mouthwash

Sometimes I floss

I got a family

And I drink lots of tea

This is my face,

I’ve got a thousand opinions

and not the time to explain

And this is my body, and no matter how you try and disable it,

I’ll still be here

And, this, is my mind,

and although you try to infringe you cannot confine

And, this, is my brain,

and even if you try and hold me back

there’s nothing

that you can gain

Mouthwash - Kate Nash

A smurf cake

Today: I baked a cake. A pretty blue one with white flowers and apricot filling and the best cake-cake recipe ever. I spend like hours and, let me tell you, it wasn’t easy :P It was my first marzipan ’’lid’’ so I kind of panicked figuring that out. The fondant flowers were easy, because of my ultra-cool cut-outs, but, being the perfectionist as I am, I kept un-agreeing with myself about the decorations. But I ended up with pretty white flowers in an easy pattern over the cake. The cake even ended up delicious! Moist, as it was supposed to be, and sweet and filling but nice. Here goes my recipe, as I did it today. Remember that there are a thousand ways to make this your own, so just have the guts to be creative and try out recipes.

YES the first recipe is in US measurements, and I’m just too damn lazy to Google the correct ones right now. Do it yourself.

1 cup of butter (room temperature)

2 cups of sugar

4 eggs (room temperature)

3 cups of sifted self-rising flour (I just measured the flour and threw in some baking powder, you know, went with my feelings xD Prof baker.)

1 cup of whole milk (room temperature)

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 175oC

Grease and flour 1 cake pan.

Using a mixer, cream butter until fluffy.

Add sugar and continue to cream for about 4 minutes.

Add eggs one at a time. Beat well after each egg is added.

Add flour and milk, beginning and ending with flour.

Add vanilla to the mix; until just mixed.

Put the mix in the cake pan.

Hold the pan about 5 cm above your counter and carefully drop it flat onto counter several times to ensure release of any air bubbles. This will help you have a more level cake.

Bake for 25 – 30 minutes (depending on your oven) until done.

Cool in pan for 5 – 10 minutes.

Remove and immediately wrap it in plastic wrap to seal in moisture. Cool completely on wire racks

(This took like forever and I got bored, so I took it out and cut it in half, you know, horizontally.)

THEN I filled it with this mixture and spread it all over the cake to.

4 plates of gelatine

1 dl sugar

2 dl whipped cream

2 eggs

1-2 dl jam, I used apricot

Put the gelatine in cold water for 10 minutes and let it soak. Squeeze out the water and let it dissolve in some spoons of boiled water. Mix the egg and the sugar together and mix in the dissolved gelatine and the whipped-whipped cream. Have the jam in in the end. Leave it in the fridge until it is just ’’set’’.

Then I put the cake in the, coloured some of that awesome marzipan blue and rolled it nice and thin. TIP: If you have a wooden rolling pin, you should cover it in plastic foil so the marzipan doesn’t stick. You should also roll it out on baking parchment, and use normal flour, not icing sugar! Then it get too sugary and it doesn’t stick as good :P

Put on the lid; try not to scream too much if you succeed and not to swear too much if it doesn’t work.

Then decorate it all you want! I used normal white fondant and made the cute little flowers.

I should SO do a cookbook.