I’m a packing genius.

Seriously. My suitcase is light like a feather, and I’m even carrying with me some makrell i tomat and leverpostei for someone. I guess I’ve found out some kind of mathematical thingamabob over the years, which calculates the amount of clothes I need + the ones I’m gonna buy – the things I WANT to take with me but AINT going to wear = Voila, an awesomely, easy-to-drag-behind-you suitcase!

Before I am gone for the next 11 days I have a little rant for you. I know some of you are going to hate me, but so be it.

Okay, so, you know what type of boy I DONT like?

The artistic, skinny-jeans wearing, hipster boys, who wear fake nerd glasses, have cuts (Either side- or under-. Here is a Tumblr of artistic people showing of their undercuts. Blegh.) and walk around like they own the whole damn place. Here in Norway those types usually consider English their second mother-tongue, and comment EVERYTHING on facebook with clever little (stupid) comments. In English. They don’t play any sports, but consider their computer their free time activity.

And they annoy the crap out of me.

Example: Cameron from the Glee project. Everybody loved him, but I just found him a bit.... annoyingly ‘’different.’’

(Okay, maybe I’m just a jealous, but they really get on my nerves. Sorry, hipster-lovers!)

 

Okay, so that was that, I'm off to the Netherlands soon! See you Internet world.

Asher Book! Yeah, BOOK!

Sometimes there is only ONE thing that can make your day better. After you’ve come home from your school day, brains fried from the overload of useless information and mouth soar from exchanging gossip with your friends, there is one thing that helps. It is not chocolate, the soft sofa and not even (sorry to break this to you folks) the listening ear from your parents. It is something else. You will find it once you’ve turned on the tv. They are unreachable. They are beautiful. They are the sugar that makes the world go round. They are… The Celebrity boys! We all know them. We all love them. And, my darling, they are everywhere. When you are down, depressed, suicidal and craving something that doesn’t disappoint you, they will cheer you up. They’ll be there, in movies and tv shows, listening to you, quoting Shakespeare and doing romantic things. Sure, they do them for those anorexic bitches on tv, but I’m sure they’ll do them for you too. Today there is a new episode of the *tatatataaa* DroolDrawer! Drink in the sexy gorgeousness!

Okay, so this pretty dude is called Asher Book. Yeah. BOOK! Marieke Brock Book. Mrs. Book. Perfect name for me! :D

He is 23, American and an actor. He played in Fame, a couple of episodes of Parenthood and some sappy movie called Come Away Home which is described as being ‘’a movie that goes back to traditional values and a simpler life’’ Ugh. He also guest-rolled in Zoey 101, only my favourite daytime tv comedy show when I was 13!

According to IMDB he likes to tweet and to ‘’visit the Church.’’ Hmm, sorry dude, not so much anymore.  

Video from Fame.

Okay, I like him again.

 

Apparently he is also the lead singer in the boyband V factory (!!) OMG, VIDEO.

Yeah, that is pretty bad. Poor Asher.