Did YOU feel the earth quiver on sunday?

You know how when you fall down the stairs and it hurts? Well, I accidentally did that Sunday night and it hurted like there was no tomorrow. Seriously, picture me screaming bloody murder, tears everywhere, crouched and the bottom of the stairs. It kind of broke me a little bit. I’m healing, but you shouldn’t touch me, because there are bruises ev-ry-whe-re. Stairs are evil. That’s why I want slides in my future house. Slides to get down and elevators to get up. Preferably those cool, little chair elevators that old people get to use. I gotta go pack now, but I’ll be back. At 9 o’clock-ish. Uhuuh....

This video has stairs in it. And some sweheet dancemoves.

IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT

Hello. It is Saturday night, 23.18, 24th of October and I’m at home, in Lavik. Yesterday I was... Partying? Drinking? in Førde and I’m feeling the lack of sleep. Yesterday I apparently was Marieke-Mean-Drunk. I pushed a skinny friend of mine, who has some kind of muscle/bone disease down. And then I laughed. *Pause for dramatic effect and so you can hate me for the awful person I am.*



I’m in one of our big red chairs in the living room, with my laptop in my lap and a glass of coke in my hand. (As it should be according to the how-to-treat-your-computer-rules...) My dad just walked in, carrying our tv and my little bro is in another chair with his laptop. In his lap. With a glass of something. My mom is fixing my new coat; little sister is camping in the rain somewhere. I just wrapped her present. Tomorrow its little-sister-birthday, hopefully some driving the car with my parents and then back to Førde again. Weekends fly.

Glee weehee, tweetwee

Okay, so today it is the 20th of September and that meaaaaaaans.... A new Glee episode! Or, in the USA at least, which will be early in the morning tomorrow for me. So I’m watching it tomorrow probably, but the 20th is still, technically, Glee season 3 day! ^^

To all your dear Glee fans, and maybe some idiotas who haven’t watched it yet but SHOULD.

My favourite Glee episode:

(Just a warning; I tried to link to proper songs with the proper videos, but most of them are blocked in Norway, because Fox sucks, so you get a couple of bad quality, edited versions. Sorry, but I’m mad about it too.)

Definitely Original Song. Because of the originals song, ranging from the magnificent wonder Only Child to the oh-so-cool Loser Like Me (click that link if you want to learn Italian... or whatever), and of course my personal favourite, Hell to the No, which I have hand-picked to be the theme song of my life. Seriously when I’m walking through the beautiful city that is Førde, I listen to Mercedes’ singing and I feel awesome. I love how we finally got a Klaine kiss in the episode, and the Warblers kickass version of Raise Your Glass. Love the song, love Darren Criss, perfect combo. The emotional scene between Rachel and Quinn by the piano tugs my heartstrings every time. Then we are left with the awesome Trouty Mouth, the look on Sue’s face when the crowd goes wild for Loser Like Me and Lea Michele’s showcasing her amazing pipes with Get It Right. And of course the total thrill of having New Directions perform at Regionals, which makes my heart go wee. The crazy drunk lady presenting the jury’s verdict was the cherry on the cake though.

I would’ve absolutely loved to have got to see the Glee cast and their voices in Glee Live this summer, but sadly I live in Norway, and Norway is in the outer skirts of the world. Like way out. I’ve heard that Americans apparently think that we have ice bears walking the streets over here, so Ryan Murphy wouldn’t have send those guys up here in case those ‘’ice bears’’ felt especially American-hungry.

Whining

Hi. Okay, I’m going to be honest. I just wrote my goodbye post. I wrote why I was quitting, made a ‘’non-active’’ header and was about two seconds away from posting it, when I decided to check my blogger stats for the last week. Just to see if people were actually visiting. And they were. I’m just going to put this out there; this last week, when I haven’t been posting, actually, when I’ve been away without internet, there have been at least 100 page clicks every day. Yes. I’m not bragging, I’m just stating. That must mean that I’m doing something right, if people actually CHECK every day even though no-one COMMENTS.

That promptly changed my mind. I’m blogging. I love it, I’ve been doing it on and off for about three (!) (I just surprised myself!) years and it is still something I like doing. So there. I was as honest as I can be. Now I have to get back to tomorrows religion test.

No hard feelings. You guys are awesome.

Remember the Double Dream Hands? Well I just found out that there is one for you feet too!

Dude's fucking amazing.

Yeah.

I’m busy and I have to prioritise, I’m sorry. See you next week. You’re awesome if you’re still a regular.

This is me in York at the whip-ma-whop-ma-gate this summer. No, it's is not photoshopped.

Da..-Whatever I'm 18 tomorrow, yeeahwouuh!

(I had to cut off some people, or else my roommate would have gone all... There is not even a word.)

What you can do when your eighteen:

Finally getting a normal Visa card so I can buy things on the internet. Like SHOES. :D

Take the money from my savings account so I can fly to New Zealand and party there with the kiwis.

Vote. Because Darren Criss says I should.

Buy alcohol. No, I’m not an alcoholic, honestly not, but it’ll be nice to buy my OWN alcohol instead of having ask some lucky person to buy it for me and then having to wait like at least 100 m from the shop in case they come outside and like chase me for UNDERAGE DRINKING.

Fly outside of Europe on my own. Like I said, New Zealand. Kiwis. Partying.

Get my driver’s licence. I think cars are scary and driving is scary and everything car-related or driving-related is scary, so I don’t really see that happening soon. But I want to.

Apparently, when I’m 18 and adopted I have the right to find out who my biologic parents are. I’m not adopted or at least NOT THAT I KNOW OFF. I’m seriously gonna look into that. I mean, Oprah must have had a kid somewhere down the road, mustn’t she? (I’m a future billionaire, I can feel it.)

Another positive with turning 18:

I am finally 18! I’ve been feeling like an 18 year old for like 3 years now, so it’s about time. No, that’s not true, but you know what the thing is; I’ve always looked a lot older than I am. I’ve always hated having to say; ‘’No, I’m 17 actually, sorry.’’ And now I’m finally (almost) 18, and 18 sounds much older than 17, so yay for me.

One last comment:

TOOOOMORRROWW IS MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY AAAAND I’MMM TURNING 18, WHICH IS FUNNNN, YAAAAAAYY

Days 9 and 10: I'm being smart.

When I woke up today it was raining and there was a cat on my legs. I had to wear an ugly legging because I have NO PANTS and I’m cold all the time. My favourite thing to put on my bread is almost gone, because my stupid siblings eat it when I’m not home. I’ve been trying to fix my sisters Spotify, but apparently we live in FRIGGIN POLEN, and is SPOTIFY NOT VALID IN POLEN. Stupid spotify is stupid, because I DO NOT LIVE IN POLEN. Frustrating, to say the least.

Todays smiley: -.-

9. PC or MAC?

MAC’s are prettier, otherwise I don’t care.

10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.

Golf. Boring. It is basically a walk through the woods and up and down grassy hills, chasing a little white ball. I have never seen people laughing on a golf course. They are always concentrating and being quite. The karts are kind of cool though, but only when NOT on a golf course. Plus the outfits are ridiculous.

Facepalm.

Day 8: Popular video games that make you go “meh”

Car racing games, motor racing games, alien games and any other games that make boom-boom noises. I’m generally not into video games, but I like SingStar (It’s good for my confidence; I totally ROCK High School Musical songs.) and ehm... Mario Kart Wii? I don’t know, but those are the ones I don’t suck at, so I guess I like them : )

When it comes to computer games, I like the Sims! Just as everyone else, I guess. I bought the Sims 3 a few years ago, but I haven’t played in like a year. It’s just so addictive and time-consuming, and my dear old computer can’t really take the stress of having to work. And anyways, my favourite part is making the Sims and building the houses, I’m not even interested in actually playing the game. Those Sims are just so difficult. I always use the ‘’motherlode’’ cheat code too, but that is a secret.

Ow, and I have more to talk about, but I'm not gonna because I have to sleep and stuff.